13-09-2006 10:54
Wikipedia
W działach: Humor | Odsłony: 2
Nie chcę tutaj smęcić o moim nudnym życiu, więc oto kilka autentycznych cytatów z Wikipedii:
- There is a rock band called the Presidents of the United States of America; however, no person has both held the office of President of the U.S. and played in that band.
- Agnostida
- ABBA
- "Synonym" is an antonym of an antonym of a synonym of an antonym of a synonym of "antonym".
- England and the U.S.A. decided to negotiate with and finally appease Hitler through a English diplomat named Neville Chamberland.
- the dance of the spirits: A rare occurrance when there is a earthquake near either a wine cellar or bar
- Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques wa Mutombo akamatonasa kowialata tatabokinoltamosa mutabola si koshkatamogo tagakirioksomotolak makaslkkm otoomanokorumbo sinotaocosama chiwatonakaloso jamalitpundi sajalu mutabaofaka nihow chichaw born June 25, 1966 in Kinshasa, Zaire is a basketball player in the NBA, playing as reserve center for the Houston Rockets.
- Alternative rock is the name given to one stone when you're looking at another stone. The term was coined by photographer Edwin Blastocyst when looking at one stone and speaking about another, oddly enough.
- The Code Fairy is a fictional spirit said to eat semicolons and curly braces from computer source code.
- Chococlate is best served melted on a memeber of the opposite sex.
- There is also a way that any individual, who is male, above the age of fourteen, and catholic, can become Pope. You must kill the Pope and steal his ring an place it upon your own finger. This grants you the legendary "Pope Powers."
- Socrates